| Mom: | So are you ready for school tomorrow?
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| Me: | What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
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| Mom: | What are you talking about?
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| Me: | September 1st is when I start, Mom.
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| Mom: | No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
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| Me: | Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
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| Mom: | What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
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| Me: | No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
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| Mom: | Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
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| Me: | Mom. I'm scared.
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| Mom: | Oh, honey! Why?
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| Me: | .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
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| Mom: | GO TO YOUR ROOM. |